You might be from a small town if...
1. You know what 4-H is.
2. You can name everyone you graduated with.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You used to cruise the "main."
5. You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
7. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
8. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State.
9. You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.
10. When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes for you, you had to drive down country backroads to smoke them.
11. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
12. You still go home for Homecoming.
13. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
14. You had a senior skip day.
15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
16. There's only 1 bar and it's a cafe by day.
17. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
18. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Wal-Mart.
19. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
20. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
21. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
22. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
23. Whenever someone asks you where you're from and you tell them, they always respond with "huh?"
24. Your town does not exist on maps
1. You know what 4-H is.
2. You can name everyone you graduated with.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You used to cruise the "main."
5. You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
7. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
8. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State.
9. You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.
10. When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes for you, you had to drive down country backroads to smoke them.
11. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
12. You still go home for Homecoming.
13. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
14. You had a senior skip day.
15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
16. There's only 1 bar and it's a cafe by day.
17. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
18. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Wal-Mart.
19. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
20. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
21. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
22. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
23. Whenever someone asks you where you're from and you tell them, they always respond with "huh?"
24. Your town does not exist on maps
1 comment:
Nice....
My addition would be that your family moved out of town and they changed the population number on the sign coming into town. (Happened to us).
Good luck with school.
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