11 Reasons Why Men Rule:

1. Your last name stays put.
2. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
3. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
4. Same job, better pay.
5. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
6. You know stuff about tanks, submarines, and other war equipment.
7. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness or selflessness.
8. One mood, ALL the time.
9. You can open all your own jars and containers.
10. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
11. The world is your urinal.